*Back from the dead!!!!!*

....Sort of -_-*

Hey kiddies, it's me again and here to fill you in on the year-long gap.
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I moved from my mom's house, got several jobs, getting ready to find another place of my own. The end.

Anyways, enjoy the rest of the new year!!

Love,
Ikki

*EpicTrillTime!!!*

six foot......seven foot....eight foot sub!!! Hot pastrami.....want hot some salami....want some hot bologna...lol!! Yo!!! Hopefully next weekend or so myself, Ren, and Nara are going create the King of Beasts seven-foot sub from the darkness abyss of the deepest void of AWESOMENESS!!!!

Through the amalgamical musion (muse + fusion) from the heavens above and hell below that is EpicMealTime (http://www.youtube.com/user/EpicMealTime?blend=2&ob=1), we were inspired to create a massive sandwich piled with COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF MEATS, CHEESE, ALL THESE SAWSES (emphasis on saying it...watch EMT, you'll understand) AND BACON STRIPS AND BACON STRIPS AND BACON STRIPS AND BACON STRIPS AND BACON STRIPS AND BACON STRIPS AND BACON STRIPS AND BACON STRIPS AND BACON STRIPS AND BACON STRIPS AND JACK DANIELS.....ALOT OF JACK DANIELS!!! And build it into a tower, to keep the haters out!!!!


I had an idea to "monte cristo" it, french toasting the bread drowning it in Jack Daniel's maple syrup!!! YESH!!!!!

After we finish this behemoth of a sammich, somebody's gonna die. WHAT CHU KNOW ABOUT DYING?!?!?!?

RED LANTERN HULK IN THIS BITCH!!!!!

*Like M. Night. Shamalamadingdong: It's A Twist!!!*

I'm doing some new things with TastyBeatz (hence the break from the last post). A few projects will be in the works, for instance:
A cooking show staring myself, Ren, and our brother Nara that's full of info-tainment!! Or "Afro"-tainment for have only two n*ggs on the show!! ^_^

Impromptu fight choreography with myself, Ren, and Nara (inspired by various martial arts movies and fight choreographers).

A DJ/MC super-group that strives off the vibes of chiptune music and bad ass beats).

This various ventures are yet to gain to specific title, but for the sake of simplicity i'll called this project: "Operation: Trillmatic Force" Cause, we keeps it trill.....homie!

*Who's awesome??......*

...You are!!!! (Click picture for your prize!!!)

Hey kiddies, it's Ikki....(wait?? who??)....yah....yah, it's me!! I'm back from a bumfuckery hiatus of drama and despair. Anyways, through all of the BS, alot of great things has happened. I got another job....yay!! I got a girl....hella yay!! And a car should be on it's way.....Ohhhh yaaaah!!!

But yah, Ikki's back again and i'll try not to leave y'all hangin' like i did before.

*I'm still here, otabitches!!!*

....I'm still around and i know TastyBeatz been on perpetual bullshitty hiatus due to well....life and...the Wasabi fuckers....^_^. Anyways, i'm working hard at getting myself and TastyBeatz back in order, baby!!!!

*What happen to those guys who dont make the cut???*

......in a super-sentai team. Yah, we always see the 3 to 5 members of various spectrum of the electromagneticosity battling evil-doers and save the world and blah, blah, blah.......what about the ones who has the power, but not so much the goody-goody two-shoes saturday morning special attitude who end up on the sidelines? That were we come in. In a world full of superheroes and sentais, four strangers team up to battle the streotypes of good and evil and laugh in their faces!!! Here come's *enter tokusatsu theme song*: Chou Sentai Reject Team, Go!!!!

Starring: Driger as a sentai-obessessed fanboy who wins his very own Kamen Rider-ish typhoon belt through an online contest on a forum.

Ren as who works as a bartender in the city's most popular nightclub and owns his own bakery. Unknown to the public, he is actually a former member of one of the city's most famous sentai hero teams, the Nin-Nin Denkou Emotirangers (Ligntning Ninja Emotirangers).

Shadow X as an anti-social IT technician for the city's major comglomerate, HenshinWerks. During a solar flare, the city's power output exceeded itself and a massive power surge blew out city blocks. During a routine systems check on the massive bio-powered supercomputer, a surge hit and his body was bombarded with electromagnetic radiation. The computer itself synced up to his body and installed the vastness of the interwebz into his brain. His body gain a cybernetic look. He is the most technologically intelligent being in the planet.

And of course, yours truly, as an ex-military soldier now works as a DJ. During the solar flare, the government's most advanced nano-tech was infected with a bio-tech virus (the AT virus *AT is for auto-tune*......shawtaaay!!) The nano-tech bonded with a pair of my headphones while i was in the lab on base. The nano-tech gave superhuman strength, agility, speed, and an auto-tuned voice!!

This project is in the works for now, but we'll keep you posted!!!
Henshin-A-Go-Go, baby!!!!

*A new spin on "Tasty Beatz"*

Well, i know when i originally started this blog, i focused on music and random lil tidbits of info-tainment. Now, i'm going to focus solely on its namesake....I'll still keep the same awesome content, but i wanted start talking about my other passion......FOOD!! Either cooking it or eating it (more of that than anything...lol), i'll keep up posted on crazy, strange, scary food to the most delictable culinary gems the world has to offer.

And with that said, i begin.......with bacon. Yah, i know. "Bacon???" Everybody loves bacon. Even vegans will jump out of their bunnyroos to attack a wendy's baconator if need be (like always!!). But my question to you is....How far will your love for bacon go?? Bacon-flavored mints, to chewing gum?? Of even baconnaise (bacon-flavored/infused mayonnaise....yah, i know....)

Or.....or even delve into the deep reccesses of Switzerland to own your very own bottle.....of Squeez Bacon. Yes my lovely bishies, it's real. I know, a stoner's dream come true.....some potted meat or maybe spam, a lil cheese whiz, and some squeez bacon and BLAMMO!!! Feastin' for weeks!!!!!!