Wednesday, September 16, 2009
....from the blade of a sword, not the barrel of a gun or the ink of the pen and word of the tongue through tediuous legal precedures. No, with the swift dismemberment of hack-n-slash justice!!! Just the way i like it. In Baltimore, (Yes...Fucking Baltimore!!!), a serial burglar was slain with a katana after he broke into a man’s home. The dude fucking hacked off the burglar’s hand and slashed his neck, which eventually killed him. That's fucking awesome!!!!
The guy who's home was broken to was a medical student at the John Hopkins University. He was living there with some other students too. Well, he he had recently reported a similar break-in in which laptops and a PlayStation were stolen. Good, good..he did the right thing. Well this time another guy, a 40-year-old career criminal just released from prison with a long history of burglaries was going to try to mark this house.
The burglar was discovered breaking in through their garage, and while police were being called the burglar was confronted by the student, who was armed with a katana. Hell yah!!!! The burglar came at the student, who retailiated hitting him with the sword, slicing off his right hand and gave him severe lacerations to the upper torso and one to the neck, finishing the guy.
The police didn't charge the kid, but he's being charged with self-defense. That what i like to see...Real world justice.
Today, Sony Corp unveiled 12 new models of its Walkman portable digital music player capable of displaying the lyrics of songs downloaded from online music libraries. The nine S Series models and three higher-grade A Series models with higher sound quality will hit store shelves in Japan on or after Oct 10, the company said.
Sony President Howard Stringer told a news conference that the new Walkman players will help the company to beat rivals in Sony’s ‘‘home ground’’ of Japan and pave the way for Sony to secure a greater share of the global market, currently dominated by iPod music players produced by Apple Inc of the United States.
The higher-grade A Series models come with 2.8-inch organic electroluminescent displays, while the more affordable S Series models have 2.0-inch displays. Sony said purchasers of the new Walkman players will be able to download songs from both the Mora and iTunes online digital music sites and lyrics from the ‘‘kashipita’’ site of SyncPower Corp., a new Sony ally.
The nine S Series models are expected to retail for 14,000 yen to 25,000 yen, with the three A Series models selling for 24,000 yen to 40,000 yen. So, save up for the Sony Ipod killer....kinda. Hell, if Microsoft gave Apple a run for its money, maybe Sony can, ya know??
Well, on Fuji TV's Monday night show, SMAPxSMAP (Yes...SMAP has a cooking show!!), model Jessica Michibata, 24, appears as a guest with her two sisters Karen, 30, and Angelica, 23. It is the first time for Jessica to appear on TV with her sisters and the three ladies turned up the heat by wearing short, skin-tight sexy ass dresses.
SMAP frontman Masahiro Nakai, 37, sounded a little excited when he blurted out: “Just how long are those legs anyway?” (I don't blame him..i mean, SHIIIIT those girls are fucking hot!!!) He wondered where he could take the ladies on a date, and Goro Inagaki, 35, said “I know a lot of good Italian places." Hell yah, playa playa!!! Get 'em!! ^_^
Next Monday’s episode of SMAPxSMAP starts at 10.15 p.m.
- Actually, the Michibata Sisters are Spanish, Italian, and Japanese originally from the Fukui Prefecture. Mmmmmmm....sexy combo number 3 with a side of FUUUUCK!! I'd hit it!!
Saturday, September 12, 2009
I was just told by Ren that i need to focus more on music articles than my awesome random samples of knowledge to the masses. And so, i shall post nothing but straight-to-the-point music articles......YEAH RIGHT!!! I never listen to Ren!! Seriously, i get back on track with what this blog is really about and still throw in my lovely randomness for kicks, ok?? ^_^ Ikki's back for business, kiddies!!!
1. Men have two heads, and women have four lips.
2. The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile...lol.
3. If you have sex 365 times a year and you melted down all the condoms to make a tire what would u call it?.....Fucking Goodyear!!!!
4. Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand.
5. Women have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.
- The Big Bad Wolf told Little Red Riding Hood to lift her top so he could suck her tits. "No.", She said while lifting her skirt, "Eat me like the fuckin book says!!"
- A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy!
Complements of Ikki aka Mr. Panzer Pantsu aka Hentai Kamen
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Ren, before you comment on your distaste for Megan Fox purely based on her comment on Southern America (When i mean Southern, i mean Southeast and Southern-Mid North America....the country, if you will.) i will say, all though her comment was ill-willed and ignorant (Hey mofo, that means i agree with you, you ass *talking to Ren*), i still think Megan Fox is undeniably beautiful and sexy. I'd hit it like the fist of an angry god. Anyways, It's said that Megan Fox will portray Jennifer Walters (aka She-Hulk) in the next Marvel movie adaptation. Yah....Megan Fox is She-Hulk. And Shia LaBeaf is playing as Marc Spector aka Moon Knight (Just kidding!!!!) lol!!!!!!!
We're kickin' it kaiju style up in here, bitches!! As the four heavanly kings of I-Studios, we need to the "unleash the beast" and give you, the people, everything we got. No, the "beast" isn't my enormously large penis (unless you want it to be......^_^), but it's the message we bring to all the otaku, weeaboo, and nooby noobs out there. So, support the anime community by supporting yourself. "What do you mean??" you ask. I mean, don't stop drawing and making AMVs. Don't stop buying DVD and torrenting entire series (i'm guilty of it, myself..lol). Don't stop hanging out in the manga section of your local bookstore or local anime store (if your lucky). Keep being the beautiful person you are and have fun doing what you love to do. That's are message. Don't stop being who you are and don't stop dreaming of who you want to be. Especially you Ren.....you fucking dream factory!!! lol!!!
....Let's talk about paizuri, let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that's not free, let's talk about sex!!! ^_^ Hey, hey, hey.....Yah, i like to diverge from music and nightlife to talk about other issues going on in the land of the rising phalice....uhh...i mean sun..lol!!!. Well, in a recent sexological survey of Japanese women reveals just what they want in terms of a man’s penis; hardness trumps length and girth by a considerable margin. Really?? I mean, does size matter??? Obviously not, sir. lol!! The survey, “For a Better Sex Life”, was conducted with scientific rigour by the Urology Department at Toho University’s medical faculty, covering over 5,000 female participants, with the objective of better probing sexual satisfaction amongst women, with firm stress on the importance of hardness. Go hard, or go home!!! lol!!!!
They found that 40% of women felt “hardness” the most important factor in appraising a man’s penis, followed by a positively flaccid 18% for “thickness” and 17% for “length.” When it came to “getting it up quickly”, a patient 84% would in fact rather their partner display “staying power.” Stamina, stamina, stamina, folks!!! That's the key!! The survey also delved into areas of intimacy: to the multiple choice question “What is your favored atmosphere for having sex?”, the most popular preference proved to be “an atmosphere of kindness and affection expressed by words and deeds” (17%), followed by “Not one-sided” (14%), as well as a setting “with mood” and “where I can speak up”, both with 12%. I love me a screamer myself. Nice and loud. *hint-hint*
Men may be surprised to hear that concerns over technique and performance ranked only 12th, with 3%, whilst Japanese women are apparently forgiving of performance problems: coming in at 18th, only 0.2% admitted to caring about premature ejaculation and erectile dysfunction. 0.4% actually wanted “to get it over with quickly.” Stamina, stamina, stamina!!! I already told you!! Regarding the deeply felt concerns over hardness, the researcher draws attention to the American developed “Erection Hardness Scale”, unsurprisingly enough a rating system for the hardness of a man’s member.
The 5 level scale extends from 0 to 4, with 1 being likened to “jelly”, 2 to “orange”, 3 to “grapefruit”, and 4 to “apple.” Jelly and orange are signs of erectile dysfunction, whilst even grapefruit may prove a sign of the disorder if a man or his partner expresses dissatisfaction. Conveniently, this means any couple with an unsatisfied partner and a hardness less than “apple” will be able to be diagnosed with Erectile Dysfunction, and so receive medication, likely in the form of highly effective blockbuster anti-impotence drug Viagra....Who said an apple a day keeps the doctor away??? lol!!!!!! C===============8 Thats how i roll!!!!
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Well here in America, the term "otaku" has been stretched out to many different descriptions. Like for one, if you like anime, they consider themselves an "otaku". Or, if they ONLY listing to j-pop/j-rock and eat pocky as a three-course meal, they consider themselves an otaku. Correction, the TRUE basis of the term otaku is an insult in Japan. One who obessess (to dangerous limitations) to a certain subject and completely denouces all rational and logical thought to obtain said target of obsession.
Yah...scary shit, eh?? It can also be used in a more positive light as for instance, anime, manga, music, and the japanese entertainment being a passion and an inspiration to urge one to excel in their own ways. Like the various american, canadian, and european mangaka out there and even american movie directors creating an homage or remake to many of the greatest japanese films that has release in the past 50 years.
We at Itadakimasu! Studios are the passionate, loving, caring, and inspirated otaku that want to break the rest of the nation out of its facade of false fandom. The revolution has started......It's up to you to change the future of the North American otaku community. Not even North America, around the entire world. Otaku no Gaijin Unite!!
Tokyo newspaper, Sankei Sports, has announced that it will be holding its next Bikini Photo Session at Studio Folio 3 Studio in Roppongi on Sept 26, at which participants are allowed to take photos of the models around in bikinis and uniforms. *drools* uhhhhhhhhhhh.................MUST...GO.....TO.....ROPPONGI!!!! ^_^ The 5th session will feature Lio, 24, a Tokyo model who enjoys her ballet and dancing; Tomoyo Hoshino, 18, a third-year high school girl from Tochigi; Kana Kanisawa, 25, a “food fighter” from Miyagi; Erika Kuroishi, 25, from Ibaraki and who took out the “Miss Young Magazine” award in 1999; and Kaori Mizusawa, 21, a model from Chiba who enjoys hula hoops.
The women will appear in four photo sessions with the first starting at 12 p.m. and each session lasting 70 minutes. One session costs 7,500 yen but the price drops to 7,000 yen per session for those who buy tickets to two or more sessions. Tickets bought on the day cost 1,000 yen more per session. No refunds will be issued. People attending are free to take photos but are asked to refrain from taking shots from low angles, and video cameras are prohibited. Those attending the event for the first time need to bring some form of identification. That means NO PERVERTS ALLOWED!!!!
It was annoucned today that NTT DoCoMo, Japan's leading mobile service, is considering fully entering the U.S. cell phone market next year. Their smartphones and other high-performance handsets with offer the "i-mode" mobile internet service. Fuck 4G, 8G on that ass!! I'm just sayin'. lol.
Anyways, this'll be Japan's first time EVER to release their DoCoMo service overseas. DoCoMo may start their mobile phone service as a mobile virtual network operator leasing network capacity from a major U.S. cell phone service provider. If DoCoMo opts to start the service as an MVNO, it is likely to lease infrastructure from AT&T ot T-Mobile.
Yah, i know all you CDMA users out there will be furious, but DoCoMo runs CDMA and GSM simultaneously.....yah....unlocked kickass phones for realz!! Their actual reason to come over to the states is to pick up the smartphone business after the recession and the iphone's arrival. Yah...NTT said suck their pocky stick Steve Jobs!! ^_^
Maybe Ren, you'll get your Palm Pre.....with DoCoMo...Hell yah!! ^_^
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
And talk about music. Yes, something this
blog is s'pose to be about. Anyways, one of my favorite electronica DJ's is back in action after fifteen years, DJ Ken Ishii. On the jacket of his most recent album, he’s pictured wearing suit of samurai armor. Turns out the new look is more than metaphorical.
As he celebrates 15 years since debuting on legendary Belgian techno label R & S Records, Ishii spends as much time abroad as he does at home. While it was Ishii’s Detroit-techno-inspired 1995 album Jelly Tones that brought him worldwide recognition, it’s his skill behind the decks that keeps him in demand as a DJ. While Ishii’s fans will have to wait a bit longer for a new full-length album, the DJ continues to create new music at his home studio in Shinagawa.
His latest project is an application for the Apple iPhone. “What I did is called Play-Pix,” he explains. “The user can make a moving photo album set to my music, and then they can upload a movie to YouTube. It’s going to be released in a month or two.” Those wanting to interact more closely with Ken can also take part in his ongoing collaborative remix contest through Sound & Recordings magazine and his dedicated 15th anniversary MySpace site.
Participants use parts from Ishii’s tracks and remix them into any genre of music they please. The contest runs through August 31, and the winner gets a chance to release the track worldwide through Ishii’s 70 Drums label.
For info, check out his myspace page at: www.myspace.com/kenishii15thanniversary
An otaku fan of seiyuu Mai Kadowaki, known for her appearances in Doraemon, Kodomo no Jikan and Strike Witches, and lately Rorona no Atelier and Amagami, has been arrested after threatening to kill her parents.The 26-year-old unemployed seiyuu fan sent a threatening letter to the 28-year-old seiyuu’s office, in which he stated he would soon kill her parents.
He gives the usual bizarre excuse, apparently having resolved to threaten the seiyuu after seeing BBS posts slandering her for “adultery”; “I couldn’t forgive her. I frightened her, I did a bad thing” he confesses. Police discovered he had left his fingerprints all over the threatening missive he sent her, which allowed them to trace him after they found the prints matched fingerprints found on earlier fan letters he had sent.
Celebrities in the public gaze commonly archive fan letters for just these kind of reasons. He has been arrested and charged with intimidation. Dude, what the fuck?!?!? I dont know what the hell you're upset about but, calm the fuck down!! How dare you threaten a hard working individual, whom so you love oh so much. You stupid, sick fuck. Adultery?? ADULTERY?!?!? You don't have to worry about that now since you'll be someone's bitch in jail, you dumbass!! No wonder why Japanese women love us gaijin soo much.
Well, today (In Japanese time) police arrested 44-year-old saxophone player Yasushi Arai on a charge of indescent exposure after he reportedly flashed a female high school student at a shopping arcade in Saitama’s Honjo city. According to police, the girl was on her way home when Arai is said to have unzipped his pants and flashed her. The girl ran when she saw Arai, and he chased her for about 100 meters before a police officer saw the chase and arrested him. Arai has admitted to the charge, police said. *sigh* Why? Just why must you flash your junk and think women will flock to you?? Poor, poor sick bastard.