Saturday, September 12, 2009
*Sexual Fun Facts!!!!*
1. Men have two heads, and women have four lips.
2. The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile...lol.
3. If you have sex 365 times a year and you melted down all the condoms to make a tire what would u call it?.....Fucking Goodyear!!!!
4. Sex is like playing spades. If u don't have a good partner, u better have a good hand.
5. Women have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.
- The Big Bad Wolf told Little Red Riding Hood to lift her top so he could suck her tits. "No.", She said while lifting her skirt, "Eat me like the fuckin book says!!"
- A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy!
Complements of Ikki aka Mr. Panzer Pantsu aka Hentai Kamen